Justin Bieber, Orlando Bloom and the death of the duel

By Theo Merz
Updated August 5 2014 - 10:18am, first published August 1 2014 - 12:54pm
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr. Photo: Danielle Smith
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr. Photo: Danielle Smith
Justin Bieber and Miranda Kerr reportedly met and connected backstage at the 2012 Victoria's Secret show. Photo: CBS
Justin Bieber and Miranda Kerr reportedly met and connected backstage at the 2012 Victoria's Secret show. Photo: CBS

To recap: British actor Orlando Bloom allegedly took a swing at the Canadian singer Justin Bieber at a restaurant in Ibiza in the early hours of Wednesday morning. (If celebrity gossip and/or speculation offends you, please look away now as this is about as hard news as we're going to get.)