Have you heard about the candidate for Pauline Hanson's One Nation who has an anarchy symbol proudly tattooed across his muscled chest?
Or the Senate candidate for Fraser Anning's Conservative National Party who said of his 2017 conviction for assaulting police and choking an RSPCA inspector: "If no one in the Senate brings a malicious case and steals my dog in front of my children, I probably won't choke anybody there."
Or what some patrons at the Commercial Hotel in Dubbo said on Friday night when Prime Minister Scott Morrison dropped in for a schooner and a round of selfies?
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Our team at Tamworth's Northern Daily Leader are closest to the action in New England, where controversial former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce hangs his hat. Further south in Wagga Wagga, The Daily Advertiser is keeping tabs on Joyce's successor as Nats leader, Deputy Prime Minister Michael McCormack, who appears to face fewer challengers as the Member for Riverina on May 18 than he does within his own besieged party.
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On the NSW-Victorian border, The Border Mail is following independent Cathy McGowan's anointed successor Dr Helen Haines in the electorate of Indi and Liberal MP Sussan Ley's tight battle with independent Kevin Mack in the neighbouring seat of Farrer.
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